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- *Hears noises at night*: Well this is it, this is the end for me. I had a good life.
- *Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now. How am I going to go on? Holy shit!
- *Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack. Is this what cardiac arrest is?
- *A cop walks by*: Here I go, about to get arrested. I probably murdered someone. I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time.
- *Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school.
- *Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer.
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- 12th graders: ew 11th graders
- 11th graders: ew 10th graders
- 10th graders: ew 9th graders
- 9th graders: ew middle schoolers
- middle schoolers: ew elementary kids
- elementary kids: ew babies
- babies: ew fetus
- fetus: ew wait how am i talking
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19:07
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29/5/2012
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22:29
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- dad: those people on that tumblr website are gonna kidnap you one day
- me: dad they barely even leave their room
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22:27
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28/5/2012
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